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Name: Jessica
Birthday: 4/3/1985
Gender: Female
Interests: Making boys cry, being mean, playing Super Nintendo, watching "Batman Beyond."
Expertise: sniffing things, doing bad things, sleeping, eating, shopping . . . a lot.
Occupation: Unemployed/Between Jobs
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AIM:  Jecsiykah 03
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6/5/2002
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| 1.58pm Sometimes, I love Americans.
I can't believe people would behave this way over computers. I don't care how cheap something is, you don't throw old people to the ground or piss your pants. But I do love this Jesse Sandler. If I'm ever planning to attend what may become a riot, I'm bringing my chair and bam-ing people. This kid is awesome. Haha
Panic ensues in rush for cheap laptops
Tuesday, August 16, 2005; Posted: 2:05 p.m. EDT (18:05 GMT) 
RICHMOND, Virginia (AP) -- A rush to purchase $50 used laptops turned into a violent stampede Tuesday, with people getting thrown to the pavement, beaten with a folding chair and nearly driven over. One woman went so far to wet herself rather than surrender her place in line.
"This is total, total chaos," said Latoya Jones, 19, who lost one of her flip-flops in the ordeal and later limped around on the sizzling blacktop with one foot bare.
More than 1,000 people turned out at the Richmond International Raceway in hopes of getting their hands on one of the 4-year-old Apple iBooks, which retail for between $999 and $1,299. The Henrico County school system was selling 1,000 of the computers to county residents.
Officials opened the gates at 7 a.m., but some already had been waiting for hours in line. When the gates opened, it became a terrifying mob scene.
People threw themselves forward, screaming and pushing each other. A little girl's stroller was crushed in the stampede. Witnesses said an elderly man was thrown to the pavement, and someone in a car tried to drive his way through the crowd.
Police would not immediately comment on the number of or extent of injuries, though witnesses said they mostly had scrapes and bruises.
"It's rather strange that we would have such a tremendous response for the purchase of a laptop computer -- and laptop computers that probably have less-than- desirable attributes," said Paul Proto, director of general services for Henrico County. "But I think that people tend to get caught up in the excitement of the event -- it almost has an entertainment value."
Blandine Alexander, 33, said one woman standing in front of her was so desperate to retain her place in line that she urinated on herself.
"I've never been in something like that before, and I never again will," said Alexander, who brought her 14-year-old twin boys to the complex at 4:30 a.m. to wait in line. "No matter what the kids want, I already told them I'm not doing that again."
Jesse Sandler said he was one of the people pushing forward, using a folding chair he had brought with him to beat back people who tried to cut in front of him.
"I took my chair here and I threw it over my shoulder and I went, 'Bam,"' the 20-year-old said nonchalantly, his eyes glued to the screen of his new iBook, as he tapped away on the keyboard at a testing station.
"They were getting in front of me and I was there a lot earlier than them, so I thought that it was just," he said. | | |
| 9.46pm The Bad Luck
It’s been a while, kiddies. How’ve you been? I’ve been okay.
Well, not really.
I never update, not even private ones, so the last six or so months have gone unrecorded. Considering my terribly memory, I’ll end up forgetting all the little details. That seems kind of sad. But then again, there’s not much to talk about. Everything that has to do with me is kind of depressing.
It seems that just about everything that could be wrong, is.
I’m cursed.
I killed my car.
I killed my back.
I nearly killed Lily.
I have no work.
School and I hate each other.
I’m quitting my major. Maybe, I think, I’m pretty sure . . . maybe.
I’m a bitch.
I’m shady.
My room’s a mess.
I spend too much.
I never see/talk to my closest buddies.
I miss my friends.
Japan hates me.
I found out spoilers to Harry Potter.
I can’t read fast enough.
There’s too much to list off. I guess I’ll just talk about my escape from death, again.
For whatever reason, I’m accident prone. In the last six and a half months I have had at least five car related mishaps. I had a clean record up until December. Nothing ever happened. (Except one ticket that was . . . taken care of.) And then I got into this accident the day after Christmas and ruined my car, my back, and part of the concrete divider on the 217 ramp from 26.
Two months later, my car gets vandalized. The next month, I rear ended a truck and put a hole in my bumper. Then last month, my tire blew. Yesterday, I got hit. I lost a tire, but I did get whiplash and a sprained back. Lucky me.
Yesterday was such a nice day too. The sun was shining, I was finally doing the little things that I needed to do, I finally saw Lily after a million years and then we go to 23rd. On the way back, I’m minding my business, when Lily screams and suddenly, I’m getting hit. If I had to be hit, it could have at least been by two people who were not complete douches. Ugh, old white people from New Jersey. They were so calm. They were asking a million questions. Damn their calmness. I’m the one shaking and nearly in tears with the fear of the doom I would face when I had to tell my father that I once againg have proven that I suck at life or at least cars. Plus, it’s not like the other times when I had no passenger. This time there was a Lily. Have you met Mr. Ho? Can you imagine explaining to him that you killed his only daughter? What if I killed her?! He would eat me. Then spit me out for my dad to eat me.
I had to call Kevin, with a stupid breaking girly voice and scare him into getting there in about seven minutes to be my knight in shining cotton to fix my tire. Then finally after a scary call to the insurance company with Lily being me and some chocolate covered balls, I was ready to face my father, who didn’t yell at me as fiercely as I would have expected. However, I did get the pleasant whatwereyoudoingthere-youshouldhavebeenathome-neverleavehomeoryoulldie lecture.
Yea. Fun. And then to make matters worse, I’ve been having really bad back problems. I’ve been diagnosed with a scoliosis; I may possibly have some kind of lifetime chronic pain or arthritis as well as chronic fatigue. Because of this, I’ve had to leave my job as box girl because I can’t life anything. Plus, I can’t sleep, my headaches are only getting worse, I can't stand for long, I can’t walk for long, I can’t sit/lay/roll/run or do anything for an extended period of time because then all I want to do crawl into a hole and wish I was a sponge. A sponge so that I can be twisted and what not and have no bones so they can’t hurt anymore.
By the way, this is the reason why I’ve avoided everyone all summer. I feel really bad every time I have to tell someone I can’t do anything for whatever reason because frankly, my body can’t handle much. I’ve never been this weak. It’s lame. I was so healthy (except for the headaches) and now I’m just weak. A weak little person.
In other news, I’m going to Japan. I am dying to get out of this country. Even Canada seems like an adventure. Japan will hopefully be everything except unpleasant. I’m going for two weeks in Septemeber. Two weeks of foreign food, culture, language and a lot of new people. I’m already having dreams. In one of them, I did something so terrible that I pissed off the entire population of Japan. And then they hunted me and tried to kick me out. But I woke up before I found out whether they succeeded or not.
On top of everything, I’m jumped on to the Harry Potter bandwagon. I’m only on book two. There’s not enough time in my day to get through all of them. I just can’t get enough. After I finished number one, I started One Hundred Years of Solitude. As good as it was, Mr. Marquez wasn’t doing it for me. Sure he added gypsies and a crazy man. But still, all that time, I was waiting for Harry to bust out with some magic. Where is the magic, Mr. Potter, where? I wish I was a witch. That would be awesome. What would be more awesome? If all this was true and we were all just stupid little muggles, not realizing the truth in front of us.
Oh, and Fox bought MySpace.com. Isn’t that silly? Tom got $580 million dollars in cash. That Tom. I guess he’s not our friend anymore. There are starving people in the world and instead of helping the poor . . . Fox buys MySpace for over half a billion dollars. Fascinating. | | |
| 1.48am | What The Hell?!
I've never seen this before. I don't know if anyone else has. But it was so jaw-dropping, that I just had to share. I've never really seen anything like it. It's just amazing. I don't know how high or stupid a person has to be. Or even how he couldn't feel it . . .
By the way, it's not worksafe or parentsafe and it's disgusting and graphic. | | |
| 1.27am | The Resolution
It's a little late to start this now, but better late than never.
1. get my priorities in order
2. work out - hasn't happened yet . . .
3. work more, spend less - hasn't happened either
4. be more productive with schoolwork - this either
5. less AIM and online communities - nope
6. eat a seven course meal
7. commit one rebellious act
8. watch 300 movies by the end of the year, it was 500, but 300 is a little more reasonable
9. learn to be on time - nope
10. retire my 'better late than never' motto and work on the 'now or never' motto
I've already broken and/or haven't started several of the resolutions. Which is why this whole thing is silly, but I would like to change my ways a bit.
Also, I would like to dedicate each month to doing something different. Maybe tackle some of those crazy things on my list of activities and things to do before I die or turn 30.
This month, since it's half way over, and next month are dedicated to giving up fast food. I guess that just means I'm gonna end up spending three times my normal amount on food by frequenting other establishments. Sure, fast food is fattening, but it's cheap and satisfying. I won't be swearing this month either. We'll see how long that lasts. I'm immune to it. I can't even remember if I swore in the last 97 minutes. I don't think I did.
In February, I think I'll also try to be more of a phone person and less of an AIM person. There are a lot of people I keep forgetting to call. And then weeks go by and I still don't call.
March will be the month of the rebellious act, maybe. I don't know what to do. I've been offered help in committing it, but, I think the my aid will definitely get me in some kind of trouble. So I don't know what to do. Maybe I'll just go get my strategic piercing. That's a lot less commitment than a tattoo.
I can't believe I just planned so far in advance. That's crazy. I already feel like a whole new person. | | |
| 2.56am | Survey Fun
There's nothing like a lot of useless information about me. Have fun.
The Jessy Survey
My questions are the best.
1. Time of birth: 2.32am
2. Movie/Book character you can relate to: Josie Geller (Never Been Kissed). I'd like to think I relate, but I don't know, she's cooler than me and she got Michael Vartan.
3. Crush on a cartoon character?: Uhhh yea. Batman, Trent Lane from Daria, Rocko
4. Ever have braces?: Yes
5. Song that puts you in a good mood: Natalie Cole - This Will Be (An Everlasting Love)
6. What makes you feel hot?: The sun, blankets, slutty underwear
7. Guilty pleasure: Chocolate and scaring little kids at Talbots
8. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: Some kinda purple
9. Favorite song to sing off key to: Ohh wow, there are so many. Take My Breath Away is up there, but only with Lily.
10. If you could kill someone and never get caught, would you do it?: No, bad karma.
11. Regrets?: When I had braces, I never made out with someone who also had braces and got our braces stuck together. That would be one hell of a story to tell. And not speaking up more.
12. Pet peeve: Being touched, people eating things off the floor/restaurant tables
13. Tea or coffee: Tea
14. Favorite place to shop: Target and Costco
15. Least favorite place to shop: Mervyns
16. Do you believe in karma?: Yup
17. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be: Hmmm Greece?
18. Would you date a friend?: I don't think friends should date friends, but I guess it depends on who it is, so yea.
19. Rock star or movie star: Movie star
20. Who would you have a fight to the death with?: Lily Ho
21. Would you kiss someone of the same sex?: Probably not
22. Least favorite question?: Why don't you open up more?/What are you thinking?/What makes you smile? - Make me/None of your business/Nothing
23. How many blankets do you sleep with?: Four
24. What do you do when you're alone?: Think, stare at the wall or myself, dance in my underwear
25. Do you have a nickname for yourself?: Jessmus or Muss or ho
26. Misunderstood crush: Gollum. I don't get you heiffers, he is some kind of sexy piece of ass.
27. Fondest childhood memory: Kiss tag in first grade. Ohhhhh Paul <3 hahaha my first. 
28. What are you doing now besides answering these questions?: Listening to music and avoiding sleep
29. Craving anything?: Uhh yea, I want some more pasta. And a diet Pepsi. And some cake. With strawberries.
30. How many categories are on your buddylist?: Four
31. Who's on the top of the list?: Meeee
32. Socks or no socks: Socks. Always.
33. What's on your walls?: Two of them have nothing, and one has some pictures and the fourth has pictures and cards and random stuff.
34. Any irrational fears?: Feet, germs, being suffocated.
35. Your most overused word: Gosh, kitten, fucker, Jesus. That's a cool sentence.
36. Your idol?: Me
37. Ditzy/klutziest moment: All the time. The last one was today while I was downtown and I thought the street was a one way street, so I got in the left lane, and then someone else was trying to turn where I was. God that was stupid.
38. Your scent?: Apparently something David smells, but no one else can smell, and usually Romance, but lately, it's 8.
39. Weird/random habits: My weird ways of sitting, my obsession with carmex and constantly applying it
40. What do others not like about you?: I don't know. Not looking at them and being quiet?
41. What can't you live without?: Carmex, black eyeliner, and tea.
42. Least understood trend: Short skirts, tights shirts and fat spilling everywhere. This is espcially worse in the winter time because it's soo darn cold to be wearing such little clothing.
43. Addictions?: Carmex
44. Your best feature?: My nest hair. Or my smile if I ever smile. Because I don't.
45. Favorite pair of underwear?: Pink American Eagle boy shorts with 'I Want' written all over it. haha
46. What's under your bed?: Random junk. Curlers, paper, boxes, socks, hose, cds, purses, belts.
47. Ever have a one night stand?: Sure
48. Size of your bed: Queen
49. What famous person do you look like?: Hmmm I made up dumb questions. I look like Peter Pan.
50. What color is your watch?: One is white and the other is brown.
51. Batman/Superman/Spiderman: Batman, obviously.
52. Toothbrush color: White with a green grip and rubber thingies.
53. Shoe Size: 7 - 7.5
Survey Two
-.FIRST.THINGS.FIRST.-
[My name is] J.Kumar
[In the morning I am] Tired
[All I need is] you
[Love is] stupid
[I'm afraid of] feet
[I dream about] The things I wouldn't do
-.FAVORITES.-
[Color] Purple
[Number] 3 & 14
[Subject] English/Writing
[Clothing brand] American Eagle
[Shoe brand] Umm whatever's hot
[Sport to play] Ha ha ha
[Drink] Tea
[Animals] Monkey, but they smell
[Favorite line from a movie] "T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR."
[Band] Ehhh The Backstreet Boys <3
[Movies] Never Been Kissed, Fight Club, Pretty In Pink, Spiderman 2
-.H A V E.Y O U.E V E R.-
[Had sex] No
[Made love] That sounds so stupid
[Been in love] I can't be in something I don't believe in, silly.
[Cried when someone died] Yes
[Lied] Yes
-.W H O.-
[Makes you laugh the most] Lily I guess
[Makes you smile] Me
[Gives you a funny feeling when you see them] Like that I want to throw up because they're so gross? I don't know. Ugly people I guess.
[Has a crush on you?] This one guy
-D O.Y O U.E V E R.-
[Sit on the Internet all day waiting for someone special to I.M. you?] I did once. Okay, once. A really long time ago. But not now. Gosh, get over it.
[Save aol/aim conversations] Well, my AIM logs do it for me, but sometimes, if they're really good, I'll save 'em.
[Wish you were a member of the opposite sex] Always, it would be so much easier to pee standing up.
-.H A V E.Y O U.E V E R.-
[Fallen for your best friend] She's a girl.
[Been rejected] No. Well, indirectly, I guess.
[Rejected someone] hahaha yea
[Used someone] Yea
[Been cheated on] No
-.W H O.W A S.T H E.L A S T.P E R S O N.-
[You talked to on the phone] Hmmmm Lily
[You instant messaged] I don't IM people. hahaha
[You laughed with] Lily, Erin and Gracie.
[-.D O.Y O U / A R E.Y O U.-
[Smoke cigarettes] I am not a cigarette. Gosh, I get this all the time.
[Obsessive] hahaha yea, like you wouldn't believe.
[Could you live without the computer?] Probably
[What's your favorite food?] Oh god, Pastas, pizza, burritos, cake, sandwhiches, soup, chicken, mashed potatoes, buffalo wings, nachos. I like food a lot.
[Whats your favorite fruit?][Hmm Cherries? Tangerines? Kiwis?
[Drink alcohol?]Not at the moment.
[Like watching sunrises or sunset] Sunrise. Sunsets are for the week who can't stay up like me all night.
-.N U M B E R.-
[Of times I have had my heart broken?] 2
[Of hearts you have broken?] None
[Of continents I have lived in?] One
[Of drugs taken illegally?] None
[Of cd's that I own?] I can't count that high.
-.P I C K.O N E.-
[Marry perfect friend or perfect lover] Lover I guess. I already have some good friends that I don't feel like marrying.
[Cats or dogs] Ferrets
[Winter/spring/summer/fall] Winter/Spring
[Gloves or mitten] Gloves. Mittens are stupid.
[Dressed or undressed] Undressed
[MTV or VH1] MTV
[Ocean or pool] Ocean
-.I F.Y O U.C O U L D.-
[Move anywhere] To a box down the street
[Meet one famous person] Justin Timberlake
[Name one thing you love] Carmex
[Do you like school?] Yea, you could say that.
[Do you like to talk on the telephone?] It depends on who. If it's someone boring, then not really.
[Do you like to dance?] Only when I'm alone.
[Do you sing in the shower?] No
[Do you think cheerleading is a sport?] I guess
[What's the hardest thing about growing up?] Everything
Survery Three
TEN Random Things About Me
1o. I’m prone to the three S’s: Spilling, Speeding and Sex [ Not that I have it, but a lot of people want to do me ]
o9. I’m a bully and like to start fights but no one will ever fight me.
o8. I know a lot of words. Don’t sass me with your big vocabulary, even though I don’t use it, if you do and mess up, I’ll make fun of you. So don’t sass me.
o7. I’m like a Grandmother. My dress, speech, mannerisms. But sometimes and only sometimes, I’m a bad, slutty Grandmother.
o6. I read a lot of gossip pages. I think I’m a regular reader of at least six or so.
o5. I have a scar on my arm from a rusty nail when I was in Fiji at my uncle’s home. It’s really long.
o4. Usually if I use fucker as a synonym to kitten, love, lover, it means you’re a cool kid. If I use cunt, then I probably love you much.
o3. I don’t look at people when they talk to me. I’ll force myself to look at strangers, teachers and hobos. I only look at people I’m comfortable with or those who are younger than me.
o2. I am addicted to Carmex. I think it even made my lips grow. Just a week ago, I bought four tubes and then lost one the next day at Wendy’s.
o1. I think a lot. Over think things, analyze, obsess, whatever you want to call it. I’m too in my own head.
NINE Places I've Visited
o9. Suva, Fiji
o8. Seoul, Korea
o7. London, England, UK
o6. San Juan, Puerto Rico
o5. Sydney, Australia
o4. Somewhere in, Singapore
o3. Bangkok, Thailand
o2. Paris, France
o1. Wellington, New Zealand
EIGHT Things I want to do before I die
o8. Go to Rome and Venice
o7. Hit on someone
o6. Win a Nobel Peace Prize
o5. Get a strategic piercing
o4. Throw a formal ball
o3. Write a book
o2. Beat the shit out of someone
o1. Learn to fence
SEVEN Ways to win my heart
o7. Don’t be feminine and emotional and ask me what I feel or what I’m thinking.
o6. Don’t be naggy or stupid, be smart.
o5. Give me tea and cake. haha It's like giving a puppy a dog bone.
o4. Hotness
o3. Be a good writer. But not a crappy love poem writer who tries to rhyme Jessica with lovessica. Because then I’ll just kick you.
o2. Challenge me. Don’t suck up to me. If I do something stupid, point it out.
o1. Don’t be tall. Tall people infuriate me.
SIX Things I believe in
o6. Myself
o5. Betrayal
o4. My Lily
o3. Trust
o2. My genius
o1. Karma
FIVE Things I'm afraid of
o5. One day my thighs may rub
o4. Feet
o3. The death of someone close to me
o2. Being touched
o1. Being suffocated
FOUR of my Favorite Items in my room
o4. Bed
o3. Carmex
o2. Clothes
o1. Me
THREE Things I do everyday
o3. Shower
o2. Drink Tea
o1. Put on underwear
TWO Things I am trying not to do right now
o2. Tell Lily that’s she’s disgusting
o1. Put on more Carmex
ONE Person I want to see right now
o1. You | | |
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